Reasons why a married woman slept with her brother inlaw will make drinking men stop

A married woman in Siaya county has mesmerized an entire village by her bold revelations that she slept with her husband’s brother to make her feel like a woman.

Village elders were amazed with her audacity as she looked them in the eye and urgued her case.

“Today I speak with a lot of authority because I feel like a real woman with a legitimate hole between my thighs, Allow me to ejaculate words because my belly is full . When a river is swollen with excess waters, does it not overflow its banks” posed Benter Akinyi as elders listined attentively.

“You have summoned me here to answer to charges of indecent act,
well, I slept with Omondi, who is not present in this gathering, because I do not have a husband”. Akinyi said as elder loud sighs rent the air.

“Owino who is sitting here with his eyes casted down in shame is not a man! ” she mellowed as she stood to show the curves on her good body.

Elders, when the cock crows and other men’s penises are standing upright like a spear, My Owino’s penis, or let me call it a rope for lack of a better word, is nowhere to be seen, it disappear, While other men’s tools of trade are vomiting venom like a snake, My husband’s rope is better off used to tie dry firewood, while other men rush to bend their backs on the shamba, after satisfying their wives, and later come back with sweet potatoes and poles of sugarcane, My husband wakes up late and head straight to a chang’aa den!

Elders, did I get married to a log of wood with a rope as a penis?” an agitated Benta quiped.

Benta added that she did what she did because she was tired of displaying a flat belly year in year out,.

“If you look around our village and take a stroll to the village market center, will you not feast your eyes on women with swollen stomachs?
Did the people of Alego marry me for display? When Owino sweet talked me to leave my parents and siblings in Ugunja, I thought he was a man, But I found out that he is just a lazy drunkard who cannot rape even a chicken! After two years of harboring pain and tears, After two years of suppressing sexual hunger and wild desire, Was it not so natural of me to seek satisfaction of the flesh?

My skin now radiates and shines like the slippery skin of “Omieri” the great python from South Nyanza, My belly now boasts of a baby bump and my breasts are soft and tender, Elders I have spoken and if your wish to ex-communicate me from this village like you did to my lover Omondi, So be it, at least I now know where to go and who to follow!

After all, my unborn baby needs a father and my womanhood still needs regular services!” Benta concluded.

In what has ended as the longest village elders court session, the elders left one by one not knowing how to judge or judge not.

The area Chief has henceforth declared war on all chang’aa dens to rid men of future embarassment