Smoking bhang helps me to see old women as sexy besides helping me understand BBI well.
Wycliffe Orinda, who works as a tout in Nairobi today Tuesday 12th left the court in stitches when he confessed that he smokes bang, drinks alcohol which makes him see older women as sexy. He told the court that by smoking, he is able to understand BBI and feels he is in a journey towards Canaan
” Your honor, it is true that I smoke bhang, drink all kinds of alcohol for they help me see old women as beautiful and sexy besides, when I have smoked bhang, I read well the BBI document and it makes me feel like Iam already in Canaan” he said.
Mr Orinda had been brought to court for causing distuburnces at his wifes place of work to which he agreed and plleaded guilty.
“I admit that I created a disturbance at Caroline Wambui’s place of work and if it was not for drinking Blue Ice alcohol, I could not have met my wife who is older than me,” he told court.
Orinda added that Wambui is his wife and they have children together and that he only wants to see his children when he goes to her workplace.
He told Mutuku the magistrate that he was living with Caroline and the children in Eastleigh but was arrested and taken to Industrial Area after he lost his job
The judge has ordered Mr Orinda to be remanded until January 28th until when his probation report will be ready.
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