13 easy steps to avoid arrest at night during curfew hours.Number 10 is very important
Curfew hours have become a new normal. Proff JK reveals to you the 13 ways to outsmart the boys in blue. “Police is not your friend” he warns.
1. Be confident ( very important step )
2. Carry loose change ( 100ksh – 200ksh )
3. Drive straight towards a roadblock
4. When told to stop slow down do not skid with brakes.
5. Smile at Cops and greet in Kiswahili (never in English unless you have 1000 ksh )
6. He will not smile back(don’t worry its a psychological trick )
7. State your reason for being out ( best to say wife is pregnant 9 months or child is dying )
8. Do not say you were out for a drive because you were bored ( unless you have 1000 ksh )
9. Ask him about his day how he is etc etc… treat them with respect eg. ‘mkubwa’
10. Ask him if he would like a break to have ‘ CHAI ‘ (AKA bribe ) this is the critical deciding moment.
11. 99% of the time they all love ‘ CHAI ‘
12. Slowly with a smile slip the100 – 200ksh note into his palm pretending to laughingly say bye bye.
13. Drive away slowly( do not spin tyres or speed away, unless you have 1000ksh )
#_Go Home and repeat again tomorrow._
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By Proff JK
