Curfew hours have become a new normal. Proff JK reveals to you the 13 ways to outsmart the boys in blue. “Police is not your friend” he warns.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
1. Be confident ( very important step )
2. Carry loose change ( 100ksh – 200ksh )
3. Drive straight towards a roadblock
4. When told to stop slow down do not skid with brakes.
5. Smile at Cops and greet in Kiswahili (never in English unless you have 1000 ksh )
6. He will not smile back(don’t worry its a psychological trick )
7. State your reason for being out ( best to say wife is pregnant 9 months or child is dying )
8. Do not say you were out for a drive because you were bored ( unless you have 1000 ksh )
9. Ask him about his day how he is etc etc… treat them with respect eg. ‘mkubwa’
10. Ask him if he would like a break to have ‘ CHAI ‘ (AKA bribe ) this is the critical deciding moment.
11. 99% of the time they all love ‘ CHAI ‘
12. Slowly with a smile slip the100 – 200ksh note into his palm pretending to laughingly say bye bye.
13. Drive away slowly( do not spin tyres or speed away, unless you have 1000ksh )<\/p>\n\n\n\n
#_Go Home and repeat again tomorrow._<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n Feed Kenya Build Kenya. Kenya Police*😎🤩<\/p>\n\n\n\n By Proff JK<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" Curfew hours have become a new normal. Proff JK reveals to you the 13 ways to outsmart the boys in blue. “Police is not your friend” he warns. 1. Be confident ( very important step )2. Carry loose change ( 100ksh – 200ksh )3. Drive straight towards a roadblock4. When told to stop slow down …<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":6193,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-6191","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-news"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/goodmorningkenya.com\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6191","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/goodmorningkenya.com\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/goodmorningkenya.com\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/goodmorningkenya.com\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/goodmorningkenya.com\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=6191"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/goodmorningkenya.com\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6191\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6192,"href":"https:\/\/goodmorningkenya.com\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6191\/revisions\/6192"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/goodmorningkenya.com\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/6193"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/goodmorningkenya.com\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=6191"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/goodmorningkenya.com\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=6191"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/goodmorningkenya.com\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=6191"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}